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The trio, while recollecting hilarious antics, including their run-ins with the Dean of Delhi's Imperial College of Engineering, Viru Sahastrabudhe, race to locate Rancho, at his last known address - little knowing the secret that was kept from them all this time. Genre: ComedyDrama. Director s : Rajkumar Hirani. IMDB: 8.
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That's missing in the report Engineers are a clever bunch They haven't made a machine to measure mental pressure If they had, all would know If one student can't handle pressure, is it our fault? Life is full of pressures. Will you always blame others? I don't blame you, sir. I blame the system Look at these statistics - India ranks N0.
Now we're N0. Here they don't discuss new ideas or inventions They discuss grades, jobs, settling in the USA They teach how to get good scores. They don't teach Engineering Now you will teach me how to teach? No sir, I Sir, my paper Vaidyanathan, please sit down Here is a self-proclaimed professor who thinks he is better than our movie qualified teachers Professor Ranchhoddas Chanchad will teach us Engineering We do not have all day You have 30 seconds to define these terms You may refer to your books Raise your hand if you get the answer Let's see who comes first, who comes last Your time starts Now rewind your life by a minute When I idiots this question, were you excited?
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Take it or leave it Genuine Italian leather - hand-stitched; Dad, are they your guests? My students. What're they doing here? Thank udiots so much It was my moral responsibility Can I ask you for little more help? Dad won't let me break off this engagement You explain so well.
Frfe you give him a demo too? Raju, the mint sauce You're really sweet Where is your daddy? Take it or leave it What're you doing here? We'll hand these gifts to the couple I'll do that for you. It's my sister's wedding Sister? Sir, what's the sum total of your daughters?
No gift cheques Forgot the cheques, Raju We didn't invite you, you must be from the groom's side No sir, we're here as the emissaries of science How? Idiota you explain? Dad, he explains superbly. I'm sure he'll give us a demo Won't you? Well, Delhi has plenty of power cuts that Sir, the design is ready Where's the design, Farhan?
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And success will chase you, pants down; Which Wise Frre says this? His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas? Go rot in the bogs; Raju, don't stress. Download top our class. Nothing is impossible Oh yeah? Shove this back into the tube Raju got onto another train Pdf travails with Movie scrript.
Yes, I mean travails, not travels Chatur was called 'Silencer' To sharpen free memory, he popped pills from a local quack And then let off silent He always blamed others for the output Silencer crammed 18 hours a day On exam eve, he would distract others His belief: There are only two ways of topping Elevate your own grades or shrink your opponents' grades Rancho decided to subdue Silencer and free Raju Damn the meaning, I'll memorize it Fere was the introductory speaker at the Teachers' Day function To impress Virus, he got his speech written by the librarian Hold on.
Chatur, call for you Please collect the printout. I'll be right back Oh Dubey, the Director idiot remembering you Really? Just now I'll see him right away. Give this to Chatur Hello. Hello - Hello, Mr. I'm calling from the police station Are you from Uganda? Listen carefully, or else What happened? While Chatur was kept engaged Rancho altered script few words in his speech, for idiots Who are you?
Librarian I'm permanent staff, idiots Congratulations Hold on a moment. The chief is on the other ldiots Excuse me, sir Yes You said I may die As you get out of the gate, you'll see a movie signal Ffree signal. Ok When it turns red, all the cars will halt Ok. Then cross the road with great caution Ixiots son, in rush hour if a car hits you, you're dead What nonsense!
I know that You know that? The Director said he didn't call for me Script said 'called'?
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Bosom means What nonsense! That's insulting Everyone has movie bosom, but it remains pocketed No one offers it so readily Vulgar fellow; You downloa generously offered your bosom On this august occasion, here's a Sanskrit verse Listen to this: the might of his fart in verse A good loud fart is honorable 'Fart'?
That's what mindless cramming does to you Cramming may see you through four years of college but it will 'screw' you for the next 40 years He still doesn't get it 'Medium fart is tolerable' Unbelievable; You're a poet, Rancho. How did you think of this? That was fun. He didn't know what free him You swines! What did I ever do idiots you?
Sorry man. Don't take it personally I will Scrlpt Ramalingam will never forget this insult Free think of it every minute, every second of my life Sorry man. Laugh at my methods But one day these methods will bring me success That day I'll laugh and you'll cry You're on the wrong track again.
Don't chase success Become a good engineer and success will chase you These ideals don't work in the real world You take your train, I'll take mine Ten years from now we'll meet at the same station Same day. Same idipts. We'll see who's more successful you C'mon, bet; It's a challenge Watch it! What's he writing? I'll be back You changed the speech?
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That happens in movies, free in life Happens in life too - if you love a person Oh Idiots Ok, I'm on my way You're a medical student, right? Need your help It's an download, please - What? Please come with me. What's that oath you doctors take - You'll never deny a patient help The Hippocratic Oath Please help me, it's an emergency You gatecrash my sister's wedding, break off my engagement Where's Raju, ma'am?
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Didn't he teach you - A friend is man's greatest bosom? Go on now. You have an exam tomorrow Exams we downlozd many Dad mostly just one We won't budge from here without the Postmaster Don't worry Rancho, pdf me. I was idits It's ok. Quiet, now Please forgive me It's ok, calm down. Go see your dad And don't go with that weepy face Thanks buddy Natty scooter.
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Pour some mint sauce on it. Now you're free to wear your mom's watch No ass can say it's an ancient piece of junk Hey How do you know it was mom's watch? At your sister's wedding, you wore sparkling new clothes Only the watch was old What could that mean? You really missed your mom that day, didn't you?
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We started half an hour late It was an emergency He glared at us like we 'd asked for both his kidneys But we continued writing He continued arranging the answer sheets Done, sir You're late. I can't accept these Sir, please, sir Sir, do you know who we are? Prime Ministers son? Even then I will not accept your paper Do you know our names and idiiots numbers?
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O Lord, have mercy Today was Results day. Time to make a deal with God Just save my Electronics. I'll offer a coconut Movie Snake, bless my Physics. I promise a pint of milk per day O Mother Cow, help me pass Second last Rancho? Not there My download sank Not free our ranks tanked, but 'cause our friend flunked There's a mistake.
It's not possible. It's injustice What's Silencer howling about? He got the second rank Who's first? Rancho Rancho? Move aside We learned a lesson in Human Behavior: Your friend fails, you feel bad. Your friend tops, movie feel worse We were sad. Two others were sadder Ranchhoddas Chanchad.
Front row. Right of the Director Uday Sinha. Second row. Third seat Alok Mittal. Fifth seat Sahili Rao. Third row Sir, why this seating according to rank? Any problem with that? Yes, this grading system is like a caste system A-graders: Masters C-graders: Slaves It's not nice, sir - You have a better idea?
Results should not be displayed at all Why publicise someone's flaws? If your iron count is pdf, will the doctor prescribe tonic So idiots, what you are saying is I should free go to each student's room and whisper in his ears There must be some firm that I guarantee You guarantee it; Bet, sir?
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Rancho's father Excuse me, where is Ranchhoddas? There he is - Thank you Rancho That's me Ranchhoddas, take care, son 'Ranchhoddas Chanchad' Raju I'll be in the Guinness Book for driving Delhi-Shimla in underwear That too, for the wrong guy; Same name, same degree, same photo, but a different guy What's going on?
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Any questions? Sir, suppose a student gets a job Very good question Anyone else with the same question? As expected Please come on stage. Give them a big hand For pdf last four years they've been our most consistent students Consistently last in every exam Come my geniuses, come Their brains will fetch a handsome price 'Cause they're completely unused Movie to answer their question - The exam won't affect their jobs Because no company will hire them anyway!
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It's me, Rancho Just listen for a moment, then I'm gone Say not a word Those 22 minutes with you on the scooter were the most enchanting 22 minutes of my life I could spend an eternity with you on the scooter Wow Because the noses collide, and I wake up The noses never collide, stupid! It took him four years to say this Pia, kiss him.
Show that noses don't dowbload You have my permission, kiss him He's so cute! Who's this? When you were talking, he kicked. First time; He? How do you know it's a 'he' or 'she'? Papa asked the astrologer If we'd get an engineer or a doctor Meaning? Boy becomes an engineer, girl a doctor Champ, better stay inside.